Sunday, September 21, 2008

Submit CERN LHC news tips, opinions, whistleblower reports

Since the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be out of commission for a while due to a technical failure, we at Two Mosquitoes feel for you physicists and technicians at CERN and around the world involved with this experiment, which is why we added our news tips, opinions and whistleblower form on the right side of this page, to help pass the time until the LHC is operational again or permanently shut down. So if you want to spread the gospel of CERN, report a fellow employee or superior, or blow the lid off the LHC, here's your chance!

Looking forward to your submissions!

4 comments:

Nadine said...

Great idea! I just wonder if there's anyone at CERN that's not completely brain washed.

CERN Insider?

Claus Drastrup said...

Claus Quotes.
If you dont know, how to stop a black hole,
dont start making one.

James said...

Claus... Claus...

Come on... Live a little!

Claus Drastrup said...

I am just working on a little joke for the cern experiment.

Two colliding Mosquitos.
Or two colliding Missiles?
Thats the question!

We don´t know what´s inside the boxes, soo HTF (how the fuck) does we make a safety report, when we don´t know what will happens?

Let´s assume, we write -1(negative charged) on the one (missile) and we write +1 on the other (missile).
Then we collide -1X with +1X, what will we get?

-1X + 1X = 0
0 = ZERO
ZERO = NOTHING
NOTHING = NOTHING HAPPENS
NOTHING HAPPENS = NOT DANGEROUS
NOT DANGEROUS = SAFE

BUT I THINK WE WILL SEE SOMETHING!

And furthermore, if it had been dangerous, we wouldn´t
have been here now.
Two colliding, happens all the times out there right?
And wee are still here! Right?